Top 10 ways to find an erotic massage near me Well thankfully for you boys, I’ve compiled a list on exactly that sordid subject, so without further ado So you’re asking “Where do I find a massage near me that’s going to both relax those muscles and relieve those throbbing balls?” So you’re on the hunt for an erotic massage spa or parlor near you and your wallet / penis is terrified that you’ll fuck things up like normal and stumble into a therapeutic massage and waste both your money and your erection.